I don't know about you, but the older I get the younger the rest of the world seems. And then a Web site like MentalFloss comes out with a list called 30 Things That Turn 30 This Year and I start wondering if I left my false teeth in the glass by the bed.
So if McNuggets' 30th b-day doesn't depress you, how about the D.A.R.E. program! That's right, the schools' Drug Abuse Resistance Education is 30! Which means the "War on Drugs' is closing in on middle age.
Oh wait! This one will really get you — Cabbage Patch Kids are 30! That's right, those slightly freaky-looking dollies are raising kids of their own now.
Also on the list: Microsoft Word, Trump Tower, and the Stairmaster. I know, right? Move over and let me sit down. I need a nap.